- Me: My dash is so dead...
- Me: Why is my dash so dead?
- Me: Oh I see, it's because I'm only following like 45 people.
- Me: ....
- Me: Where did the other 200 go?
- Me: Where are all the naked girls.
- Me: Where is all the offensive langauge and picturs of people doing Illegal things....
- Me: Where is my Billie Joe...Where is my Davey Havok?
- Me: .... this isn't my blog...stupid hoe forgot to sign out
- THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM STORYOFSPARTA
I’m a fucked up person and I’m tired of crying about it.
Come Candela: this is a soft body appreciation post.
for the renaissance nude, rubenesque, botero type folks of the world (if you into fancy white peeple art i cuh name you some, son),
who either cant or simply dont care to look like fucking fitness models and/or are just fine w some soft, round,…
“Thank you”
part rant, part slam.
You’re fucking amazing.







